Down Goes Dirk: Nowitzki Out for At Least 2 Weeks

I know this isn't really a Lakers update, but I thought all you Mavs haters (that are just like me) would like to know that Dirk Nowitzki is out for the foreseeable future.

Hell yeah! First of all, I can't stand that German puss, he has got to be the softest 7 footer in NBA history. Whining after seemingly every shot, flopping on every drive to the basket because he has no clue how to finish, the guy is just a sack and the biggest fluke to win the MVP award, EVER!

Well, since I got to vent a little bit, here are the facts. If you didn't see the Duesch bag Dirk go down hard yesterday against the San Antonio Spurs, I suggest you go on youtube and check it out because it was kinda nasty, no, not Shaun Livingston nasty (nothing will ever top that), but pretty nasty.

Well right after the game, the most outrageous owner in NBA history Mark Cuban, made a statement that Dirk will probably only be out for 2 weeks (sounds like BS to me) with a high ankle sprain and tweaked knee.

Here is my prediction, as of right now the Dallas Mavericks are at the 7th seed in the West, but since they have just sucked against the best in the West after Jason Kidd came to town (0-8 against winning teams), I believe the Mavs will not make the playoffs.

BOOM! That just happened! The Mavs will not make the playoffs, my prediction and I stand by it!

These Mavs might flourish without the Duesch out and licking his wounds, but I doubt it and since they are at the 7 spot as of right now and the Warriors, Nuggets and Trailblazers are winning, the Mavs will NOT make the post season.

See Cuban, money doesn't buy everything, TRADE the DUECSH!

THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!!